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If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

(via disagreed)

(Source: diie-young-stay-pretty, via t0othpast3-k1ss3s)

(Source: jimmytfallon, via t0othpast3-k1ss3s)

"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."

- Johanna de Silentio (via gurashidea)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via woman-of-class)